Something I read on Facebook today (having a highly productive day at work, as you can tell) made me remember something my little brother once said to me dad. It was one of those moments when you don’t know whether to lol or go ‘awwww, cute’, and I thought I would share it.
Dad was sitting out in the lounge room one night watching TV, when my brother, who would’ve been in very early primary school at the time, came out in tears and asks him, ‘Dad, am I gay?’
My father has always been one to approach things logically, and go step by step through a problem, analysing it until he reaches a solution. So hes responds to my brother with, ‘Do you know what gay means, Joe?’
My brother stops crying for a moment and says to him ‘It’s when one boy loves another boy, isn’t it?’
Dad answers, ‘Yes, so what makes you think you’re gay?’, to which my my brother responds, ‘Because I love you, Dad?’ and bursts into tears again.
My father, while very caring, can be a bit no-nonsense, so his reaction wasn’t all that unsurprising. He gives my brother a hug and says, ‘Don’t be stupid, boy! Now get to bed.’ and sends him on his way.
I lol’d.